poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

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yahoodrive:

why do local moms always need sex

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yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
image

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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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dalai-lana:

SO THIS IS WHERE THAT WAS FROM

dalai-lana:

SO THIS IS WHERE THAT WAS FROM

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

(via trust)